(previous post in the Monty Python series, here)
[thud]
[clang]
ECONOMICS: Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [cough cough...] [clang] [...cough cough]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! Ninepence. [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out... [rewr!] ...your dead! [rewr!] [clang]
Bring out your dead!
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Here's one.
ECONOMICS: Ninepence.
FRANCE: I'm not dead!
ECONOMICS: What?
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
FRANCE: I'm not dead!
ECONOMICS: 'Ere. This country says it's not dead!
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Yes, it is.
FRANCE: I'm not!
ECONOMICS: It isn't?
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Well, it will be soon. It's very ill.
FRANCE: I'm getting better!
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
ECONOMICS: Oh, I can't take it like that. It's against regulations.
FRANCE: I don't want to go on the cart!
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Oh, don't be such a baby. ECONOMICS: I can't take it.
FRANCE: I feel fine!
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Well, do us a favour.
ECONOMICS: I can't.
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? It won't be long.
ECONOMICS: No, I've got to go to Jordan. They've lost nine today.
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Well, when's your next round?
ECONOMICS: Thursday.
FRANCE: I think I'll go for a walk.
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
FRANCE: [singing] Frère Jacques! Frère Jacques!
[whop]
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Ah, thanks very much.
ECONOMICS: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Right. All right.
[howl] [clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?
ECONOMICS: I dunno. Must be America.
ISLAMIC RIOTERS: Why?
ECONOMICS: He hasn't got $h!t all over him.
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